one day the cat in the hat ate some filthy napkins because he sacrificed a baby to the giant lamb pickle that digested lots of lucky charms too excrete calculators made from marshmallows and then popeye came along and flew to amsterdam because dinosaurs were chasing harry potter and then the cat in the hat followed popeye there and the two of them killed the dinosaurs. they then moved into a house together, got married and were given medals by arnold schwarwhateverthefuckhisnameis. THE END

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