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SEX OFFENDERS
The state of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
LARRY
I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kids again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Ya'll should come over for a barbecue
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender
VERNON
Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December,
'Till then I'm just a sex offender
CHARLES
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like quite a lot
But three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, I got caught
Might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretenses
I'm here because of my sex offenses
SAM
I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
In case you're wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and I-
[The video cuts to static and brief clips of Sam miming different acts are seen before returning to normal]
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
RONALD
[Saxophone Solo]
LAURA
Hey everybody, I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it too
And by it, I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it, no it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's playset
Cause I've got to wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender
MARC
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house but in a van
If you need me to move it, I sure can
The last thing I want is any trouble
I've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
ARTHUR
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
They said I don't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty, they'll unblur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender
TELLY
Okay, real quick, I'm not like these people, okay?
This is an extortion plot by my ex-wife who is the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids and if-
[He is approached by a man with a gun]
I'm not here to pack my duffel
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
SEX OFFENDERS
The state of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes for which we were convicted
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"